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Seattle born and raised, but in Baltimore for school. This is stuff that I think is funny/cool/sweet, if you're into that sort of thing. I also have a personal site that I've made (that contains the link to my vlogs whaaat?)! It'd be swell if you checked it out. Like, old-fashioned cool, not abnormally large.
www.josephmin.com

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ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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annies-booobs:


tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

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How does a blood moon happen?

First of all, the sun appears red during sunrises and sunsets. This is because the atmosphere scatters shorter wavelengths of light, and the more atmosphere sunlight passes through, the redder it gets. At sunrise and sunset, the sun is passing through more of the atmosphere than at noon.

In a lunar eclipse, the earth is between the moon and the sun. In that situation, the earth blocks all direct sunlight. However, the very edges of the earth as viewed from the moon are the locations that are experiencing either sunrise or sunset. So during a lunar eclipse, the moon is illuminated by the simultaneous glow of all the sunrises and sunsets on earth.

/u/antechronos

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surlelac:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.

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broken english

when my mother struggles to spell a word in english
I want to break the entire language
into little pieces
so the edges of these letters
will stop cutting her


— aysha via Diaspora Defiance
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pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

pesamientossuicidas:

Eclipse lunar 2014

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